Not average

notaverageThree statisticians are out hunting.

The first one shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

The second takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.

The third yells, “We got it!”

A lot of people seem to think they are just average. But that’s impossible. There’s no such thing as an average person.

  • Is an average person a man or a woman?
  • Where does an average person live?
  • What is an average person’s name?
  • What job does an average person do?
  • What is an average person’s favourite music?

You see? The average person doesn’t exist. Every one of us is special.

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13 responses to “Not average

  1. I’ve been missing five feet to the left and sometimes to the right a lot lately.

  2. Reblogged this on Addie All Over.

  3. Short.
    Outside the box.
    K.O.
    Oh yes!

  4. In my version, the deer then stomps to death all three hunters. Payback is hell.

  5. Proof that an interesting blog can be short.

  6. Haha always wanted to say this but didn’t phrase it quite right. thanks! Reblogged!

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