I got this great idea from another blog. Google has a feature in its image search called visually similar images. So I found an image of myself and clicked the link.
Now I see myself as others see me.
This is what I look like:
But do these guys really look like me?
Does this house look like me?
Does this, um, motorised bicycle contraption look like me?
Does this nice lady look like me?
Do these VEGETABLES look like me?
And, fuck, does this fish look like me?
So tell me straight, is this really what I look like? Or could it be that Google’s image search needs a bit more tweaking, just like its automatic video captioning?