Steve: What? Talking to myself?
Steve: Yes. It’s what I do all the time, really.
Steve: Almost like a crazy person.
Steve: You know, if people wanted to spend time listening to some idiot rambling on about nothing much at all, they could just head into town, find a bar, drink a few drinks and see who stumbles along.
Steve: Yes, but how much more convenient to do it sitting at home in front of a computer screen.
Steve: So, how was 2014 for you?
Steve: It’s been a funny year. Some good stuff. Some bad stuff. More bad stuff than good, I reckon.
Steve: It just depends which way you look at it. You published a book! Awesome!
Steve: I did. But some people hated it and wrote nasty reviews on Amazon.
Steve: One or two people did. But many more loved it and wrote nice reviews.
Steve: You wrote some books for kids too.
Steve: Yeah, but they got banned.
Steve: Well how baddass cool is that?
Steve: I suppose.
Steve: What else did you do?
Steve: I got into some fights on other people’s blogs.
Steve: But did you learn anything positive from that experience?
Steve: OK, and what about this blog? What were the highlights?
Steve: I now have almost 3,000 followers.
Steve: Incredible. And what about plans for 2015?
Steve: Another book. A series of 4 actually.
Steve: Four? That’s a strange number.
Steve: You got a problem with it?
Steve: No. Do you want to tell the readers anything about the new books?
Steve: They’re going to be different to my first book. Less funny. Darker. More mysterious. They’re going to be about dreams, and ghosts, and murders, and love. And public transport. Public transport will feature extensively.
Steve: Sounds like a winning combination. And do you have a message for your readers?
Steve: I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Steve: It’s done.